Better Late Than Dead!

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I was walking through the woods when I came upon a bear who said he knew you. The bear had some good things, and some embarrassing items...

I took a trip to the burial place of former President Andrew Johnson in Greeneville, Tennessee. I laid the wreath, said a few words, and...

God and I stood and watched the Ocean. I asked God if theoretically I was the Ocean or the wave. God groaned and said, " I invente...

I went to the Rock. I asked what I should do next.  The Rock said, "I don't know."  I said that wasn't helpful.  ...

I was visited by the ghost of myself. I asked how it could be happening since I'm still alive.  The ghost of me said, "When y...

I was walking through a field when I came upon a bale of hay. The bale of hay noticed I was staring and said, "What?"  I sai...

I was out walking when I heard, "Hey" coming from the sky.  I looked up and said, "Are you talking to me?"  The ...

Life is all about desperate attempts to be cute, and most of the time it doesn't work.

I asked the road to take me to the specialist of most special places.  The road said, "That would be me."  I lay down on t...

I had a dream about you last night. You were standing on the Sun and pointing out how your feet weren't getting burnt. I applauded ...

I was woken up by the ghost of author Mary Shelley.  I sat up in bed, all excited, and said that I was big fan of Frankenstein. She fr...

I happened to meet Monday when it arrived last night at 12:00:01. It was drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time.  ...

I use this one to help inspire me to go, go, go!

I dreamt about you again last night. This time around we were in junior high, awkwardly standing next to each other in the play yard. ...