Unfolding

I went to the wishing well.

I said that I was weary and distraught and didn't know what to do. The wishing well said that I needed a nap.

I laid down on the ground and closed my eyes. Some people in line behind me got angry. I fell asleep.

When I woke up I felt better.

I noticed some people in line were still angry with me. I got secretly excited they would mention me when it was their turn at the wishing well!

Of Course

I picked up a hitchhiking armadillo.

I asked the armadillo where it was heading. The armadillo said it was trying to catch a matinee. I asked what it was going to see. The armadillo said Iron Man 3. I said I hadn't seen it yet.

There was an awkward silence.

Then we made out.